
Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for these last 365 days...Digger reveals his #1 all-time biggest, bestest, most important pet story of 2008.
And the winner is...
(Drum roll, please)
THE OBAMA DOG!
But wait -- there is no Obama dog, you say. True enough, but the fact that there soon
will be a new, as yet unknown dog in the White House was enough to send the media into a tail-wagging frenzy.
Enter "Obama Dog" into a Google search and you'll get 189,000 results. "Obama Puppy" will give you 120,000. "Yellow labs rule", a mere 133, but I digress.
The hoopla started at least as far back as July, when an
AP-Yahoo News poll showed that pet owners favored John McCain in the election (shows how much you can trust polls, I guess). The same story mentioned that candidate Barack Obama promised his daughters a dog when the election was decided, win, lose or go to the Supreme Court.
And almost immediately, the advice started pouring in.
In August, 42,000 voters in an
AKC poll chose the poodle as the ideal dog for the Obamas, defeating the terrier by a much slimmer margin than Obama would eventually beat dog-loving Sen. John McCain.
With the election decided, the story went into overdrive. During his first post-election press conference, Obama admitted that choosing the proper pup would be
"a major issue." This prompted the The Friends of the Peruvian Hairless Dog Association (more widely known as TFOFPHDA) to contact the US Embassy in Peru in order to offer up 'Machu Picchu', a 4-month old Peruvian Hairless named not after a Pokemon character as Fox News reported (kidding), but the ancient pre-Columbian Inca citadel.
Barbara Walters suggested a Havanese, a breed Obama casually dismissed as "yappy" and "a girly dog" before stating his preference for something "big, rambunctious." He did seem to concede, however, that whatever veto power he had was likely to be overruled by the powerful Sasha, Malia and Michelle coalition.
It didn't end there.
NPR's Patricia McConnell, The National Geographic Channel's dog whispering Cesar Millan, syndicated pets columnist
Steve Dale, and "Dog Training for Dummies" author Jack Volhard also weighed in, along with countless others,
like me.
Whatever breed the first family goes with, picking a dog will no doubt demonstrate a political truism Obama will have to become familiar with -- no matter what choice you make, you're bound to disappoint somebody.
And so another year comes to an end. Hope you all have a fine holiday and I'll be barking at you again next year. See you on Friday!
(image: AP Photos)